NYC Bus Tours

Manhattan Elephant Walk

What the hell? No one paid attention to me today, I’m  a tour guide, I talk, I entertain, I did the uptown tour, Harlem, Fifth Avenue, The Upper West Side.  As usual I put on a good show, full of fun and facts, nobody smiled, no one reacted, a bunch of Eloi. Was it me, was I delusional? I’m a Cicerone I got a hide like a pachyderm.  I’m enthusiastic, I know things about NYC that no one knows. No one cared. When the tour ends I’ll go down and commiserate with the dispatcher, he’ll understand. A buck-and-a-half in tips,  man, this ain’t no way to make a living.